Little Island, So Far Away

Well that was a fail.

Mr. Hat over here thought that I didn't post anything. And this sort of dwindled off. But we're going to re-tool the blog. Hat has taken up to writing beautiful heartbreaking poetry about teenage love and life, and I still have no marketable talents. So we'll be doing that.

Here's my first little ditty. You can set it to Neutral Milk Hotels's "Engine" if you'd like. It pretty much works.


I'd bike to the city twelve miles away
To sit in the shade and look at her face
But now I'm an island and so far removed
That I can't feel her hair and kiss her sweet nose

It all fell apart with no one to see
It's all come out
Now I'm left here with me
Stare into the spaces and dig into me
To find something changed
To find a new end

With modern machines and practical tools
We'll fix up your broke heart to beat for some more
But we know you'll be back here soon again
You can't keep from trying
You can't keep from her

You're an island that's drifted too far from shore
And you can't swim back and you can't take no more
The ocean threatens to swallow you whole
You don't know if you care at all

But what if the shore longed for her island
And climbed all the waves to slide back into you

Why Yes

This blog still exists. We are still having thoughts about things that we wish to share. I am dubious about taking over the world, but maybe we can change something. Maybe we can brighten someone's day. Maybe we can get someone to look at something in a new light. If not, it's still fun.

So perhaps you're wondering why I've been gone for so long. I have no suitable answer other than, "I got a girlfriend" But now she's gone.

In my mind, we have a few options to go down here. We could, like most blogs, only post about how we're sorry that we don't have anything to say. That we'll get something next week, only to post several weeks later apologizing again. To this I energetically say "Meh!"

Let's strive to do better!



So. Yeah!

Woah.

Hello all.

Happy new year and all that Jazz. How've you been? Good I hope. I know you've all been on pins and needles awaiting a new post on this wonderful blog that has been cast aside so dejectedly. It's been far to long and to be perfectly honest I COMPLETELY forgot this even existed.

So here are a few things that I would like to talk about.

Women

Babies

Lamps

Lamp SHADES

Rugby

And of course toast.

Sadly enough I will not be talking of any of these things for this is just a kickoff. To get the ball rolling into the new year and remind some members of this blog team that we still happen to have a blog.

I challenge Mr.Lem to make one response to this post. One. After which I will make a response to his and so on. So there you have it.

IT'S TIME

TO TAKE WORLD BY STORM AGAIN

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (DANANANA DUNANANANA DUNANA NA DUNANANANANA)

ANONYMOUS OUUUUUTTT