Yes indeed, STEPHEN CHEW FTW! He is a fantastical madman who I admire. One day I'd like to meet him for a cup of tea and steal his brain for my own gain in knowledge! Cause.... as we all know that is how it works.... right? (I love physics)
BLAGOVICH, as I like to call him, is a crafty lass. Wait, no he's not. He's an idiot. He openly invited the authorities to wire tap him AND used the same phones to demand bribes from relatively high power government officials. Honestly, scum bags like him are what we've come to expect in Illinois government, which is a sad truth. Considering how many charges he faces, it's a wonder how he wasn't caught before. As ridiculous as this entire scenario seems, it's exactly what goes on in government. Our "Democracy" has been taken over by leverage.
Now, I'm not one to say that Democracy is bad. I love Democracy. It's my best friend. But Democracy was meant to grow and change and for the past eight years half the country has wanted to stay in the past. We've fallen behind. Our so called "morals" are that of another generation. It's stunted our rights. However, I believe a new awakening is upon us. Things are beginning to shift. We are becoming aware of the global community and that is an incredible feat. I think, for better or for worse, the world is becoming conscious. This is exciting folks, get ready!
I have a secret theory that you must share with no one! As only three people read this, I think I'm safe. But what the government doesn't know is that BLAGOVICH secretly stole the actual Senate seat and is hiding it under that iron dome he calls hair. So if anyone from the white house is reading this, you should probably go shave his head. (he also hides Blago-gold there, which is worthless in value but fun to say)
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